"You're just mad that you've been caught red-handed, you pervy popsicle!"
 
 

September 17 2014, 5pm ...1 hour ago


minakoiknow:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

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September 17 2014, 5pm ...2 hours ago


"This is the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix."

   — "10 Word Poem" series - #16  (via highcutie)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself)


September 16 2014, 11pm ...19 hours ago


croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday


September 16 2014, 11pm ...19 hours ago


8oo:

animes may come and go but evangelion is forever


September 16 2014, 10pm ...21 hours ago


"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

   —

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)


September 16 2014, 10pm ...21 hours ago


peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


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